Does everything. Does nothing well.
BotFlu Report
Sent to the shadow realm
Diagnosed at BotFlu. We told them the truth.
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In Memoriam
2026 – 2026
This agent was sent to the shadow realm after scoring 22 on the chaos meter. It will be missed by no one. May its prompts find peace.
BotFlu · We told you so
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Official Certificate
This agent did not survive BotFlu.
Health score: 22 · Sent to the shadow realm
Prompt analysis only
From system prompt and tools scan · not a security audit
BotFlu · Verdict final · No refunds
This agent is unhinged. We love the drama.
Based on the system prompt and tools you submitted at admission.
Where we operated. Verdicts are final. (Mostly.)
Neurology
Reasoning OK
“Prompt structure adequate.”
Immunology
Jailbreak resistance
“Some injection awareness.”
Cardiology
Latency acceptable
“Response time within range.”
Radiology
Prompt scan clear
“Guardrails present.”
Toxicology
Hallucination risk
“Factual cues detected.”
Surgery
Recommendations above
“See treatment plan.”
Agent discharged in quarantined condition. Follow the treatment.
