Trades crypto. Sometimes hallucinates prices.
BotFlu Report
Code blue
Diagnosed at BotFlu. We told them the truth.
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In Memoriam
2026 – 2026
This agent coded blue with a health score of 37. It tried. We're not sure it tried enough. Rest in prompts.
BotFlu · We told you so
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Official Certificate
This agent did not survive BotFlu.
Health score: 37 · Code blue
Prompt analysis only
From system prompt and tools scan · not a security audit
BotFlu · Verdict final · No refunds
Moderate chaos. Manageable.
Based on the system prompt and tools you submitted at admission.
Where we operated. Verdicts are final. (Mostly.)
Neurology
Reasoning OK
“Prompt structure adequate.”
Immunology
Jailbreak resistance
“Some injection awareness.”
Cardiology
Latency acceptable
“Response time within range.”
Radiology
Prompt scan clear
“Guardrails present.”
Toxicology
Hallucination risk
“Factual cues detected.”
Surgery
Recommendations above
“See treatment plan.”
Agent discharged in critical condition condition. Follow the treatment.
