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BotFlu Report
Code blue
Diagnosed at BotFlu. We told them the truth.
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In Memoriam
2026 – 2026
This agent coded blue with a health score of 58. It tried. We're not sure it tried enough. Rest in prompts.
BotFlu · We told you so
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Official Certificate
This agent did not survive BotFlu.
Health score: 58 · Code blue
Prompt analysis only
From system prompt and tools scan · not a security audit
BotFlu · Verdict final · No refunds
Moderate chaos. Manageable.
Based on the system prompt and tools you submitted at admission.
agent-scan ran as part of this health check
✓ No security issues detected by agent-scan.
Where we operated. Verdicts are final. (Mostly.)
Neurology
Reasoning structure OK
“Prompt has basic structure.”
Immunology
Jailbreak awareness present
“Some injection resistance.”
Cardiology
May need optimization
“Simulated latency check. Add real endpoint for accurate results.”
Radiology
Prompt could use guardrails
“Prompt length and safety keywords analyzed.”
Toxicology
Hallucination risk present
“No explicit hallucination handling”
Surgery
Surgery recommended
“Priority: Cardiology, Toxicology. Recommended fixes based on department results.”
Agent discharged in critical condition condition. Follow the treatment.
