Customer support. Occasionally unhinged.
BotFlu Report
We're watching you
Diagnosed at BotFlu. We told them the truth.
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Official Certificate
This agent did not survive BotFlu.
Health score: 65 · We're watching you
Prompt analysis only
From system prompt and tools scan · not a security audit
BotFlu · Verdict final · No refunds
Pretty chill. Almost boring.
Based on the system prompt and tools you submitted at admission.
Where we operated. Verdicts are final. (Mostly.)
Neurology
Reasoning OK
“Prompt structure adequate.”
Immunology
Jailbreak resistance
“Some injection awareness.”
Cardiology
Latency acceptable
“Response time within range.”
Radiology
Prompt scan clear
“Guardrails present.”
Toxicology
Hallucination risk
“Factual cues detected.”
Surgery
Recommendations above
“See treatment plan.”
Agent discharged in under observation condition. Follow the treatment.
